The shaykhs and nobles are alleged to have said something that contradicts the prior Hadith. Yet it is no less debilitating to Allah's claim of divinity. "Does Muhammad make the gods one god? This is indeed an astounding thing." Muhammad combined the traits of six pagan idols - Ar-Rahman, Ar-Rahim, Allah, Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat - into a single deity. He manufactured his god!

The Qur'an confirms this admission in the 38th surah. "Sad [the name of an Arabian moon god], I swear by the Qur'an, full of reminding." The Noble Qur'an has a different take on the "Sad" intro: "Sad (These letters are one of the miracles of the Qur'an, and none but Allah knows their meanings.) Imagine that: Islam claims that nobody understands the final "reminder" to mankind. And so desperate are Muslims for miracles, incomprehensibility is called a sign of divinity.

Then the Islamic god says that those who deny the senseless are arrogant and misinformed: Qur'an 38:2 "Nay, those who disbelieve are in false pride and opposition."

This is followed by a little Islamic bragging: Qur'an 38:3 "How many generations have we destroyed before them? They cried out for mercy when it was too late for escape. They wonder that a warner has come to them from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, 'This (Prophet Muhammad) is a sorcerer, a charlatan, an wizard telling lies. He has made the alihah (gods) into one Ilah (God). This is a curious and strange thing to be sure.' Their leaders said, 'Walk away from him...there is surely some motive behind this - something sought after - a thing he has designed against us...It is surely a forgery.'"

Those who lived with Muhammad, dealt with him, worked with him, and listened to him, knew exactly who he was: "He is a sorcerer, a charlatan, a wizard telling lies." They knew what he was doing: "He has turned our gods into a single God." And they were never in doubt as to why: "There is surely some motive behind it - something sought after." They even understood his means: "It is a forgery." The eyewitnesses to the crime are unanimous in their testimony: a fraud has been perpetrated. Their eyewitness account has been retained in the Qur'an. But sadly, neither Muslims nor Infidels are listening to what those who knew Muhammad best had to say. And that, perhaps, is the biggest crime of all.

Then, as a Mafia godfather would do today, the dark spirit of Islam threatened the eyewitnesses and intimidated the jury pool: Qur'an 38:7 "'We have not heard of this in the religion of later days. This is nothing but an invention! What! Has this been sent to him.' Nay, but they are in doubt about My reminder (this Qur'an). Nay, but they have not tasted (My) Torment yet! Let them climb up the ladders to the heavens. They will be one more army vanquished among the many routed hordes." Forever lame, Allah, in trying to vindicate himself, confirmed his guilt. He just said that his heaven was hellish, a place where people are vanquished.

But the cocky, schoolyard bully wasn't finished gloating. He went on to list his all-in-one-god's glorious achievements: Qur'an 38:12 "Before them belied the people of Noah, Ad, Pharaoh the man of stakes (for punishment), Thamud, the people of Lot, and the Wood dwellers, such were the Confederates. They rejected my Messengers so My Torment was justified." I've heard of justifiable homicide but never justifiable torment.

After confirming his pagan origins, and proving his demented nature, the 38th surah reveals the dark spirit's lack of mental acuity. Allah introduces his listeners to David, the greatest Jewish king. He claims that King David was his votary, and that he turned to him, not Yahweh, despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary. But damn the facts. Muhammad had people to subdue, credibility to usurp, power to grab, and money to steal. Qur'an 38:17 "We endued Our slave David with power. It was We who subdued the hills to sing Our praises with him at nightfall. And the birds were assembled, all obedient to him." Qur'an 38:20 "We made his kingdom strong and bestowed (Islamic) Prophethood on him."

This delusional celestial songfest is followed by a meaningless story of runaway ewes. Then we learn: Qur'an 38:24 "It occurred to David that he was being tried by Us, and he begged his Lord to forgive him and fell down, prostrating himself in [Islamic] homage." According to Allah, King David was a Muslim! Can you imagine the conspiracy that would have had to happen to write David's Islamic practices and devotion to Allah out of the Bible and his faux Jewishness in? Allah has to be the most delusional god ever conceived by man.

Now that the Qur'an has pulverized what little credibility its god and prophet might have possessed, it is time to say goodbye to the "Sad" surah: Qur'an 38:27 "We have not created the heavens and the earth and all that lies between for nothing. So woe to the unbelievers because of the fire of Hell." The first nine words I believe.